My husband and I had just settled to sleep, laying on our backs - when suddenly a wicked sneeze overcame me.

Husband: Bless you, babe.

Me: Phew, thank you. That came out of nowhere - it was intense.

Husband: OH MY GOD, ANNA - ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Me: What? What'd I do?

Husband:  Your freaking spit mist is falling all over me! *frantically flapping his arms* Ugh, it went in my eyes!

Me:  Oh, please! Why are your eyes open, in the dark, while we're sleeping?

Husband: Your thunder sneeze caused me to open them in alarm, thanks. Why didn't you cover your mouth?

It was that glorious moment in the tiny, dark ultrasound room with four adults repeatedly apologizing for breathing on each others' necks, staring at what looked like a weird, mutant alien on a 10-inch screen. The one professional in the room piped in to tell us that in just a few short months, we'd be welcoming a baby boy. 

As far as I could tell, the arrow she'd drawn on the screen looked like it was...

Submitted by Bethany W.

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