My husband and I had just settled to sleep, laying on our backs - when suddenly a wicked sneeze overcame me.
Husband: Bless you, babe.
Me: Phew, thank you. That came out of nowhere - it was intense.
Husband: OH MY GOD, ANNA - ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Me: What? What'd I do?
Husband: Your freaking spit mist is falling all over me! *frantically flapping his arms* Ugh, it went in my eyes!
Me: Oh, please! Why are your eyes open, in the dark, while we're sleeping?
Husband: Your thunder sneeze caused me to open them in alarm, thanks. Why didn't you cover your mouth?