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Well, I guess I'm laughing and crying at the same time. I guess that's what I do now when sweet babies say precious things to 911 dispatchers while saving their dads. I guess I need to go redo my eye makeup. I guess you better watch this video.

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Things That Make Me Irrationally Ragey: Part Deux

Dec
5

Written by Anna

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Guess what, friends? So many things apparently make me so irrationally ragey, I've made a part deux! Some I've listed here were inspired by you, the fans, by the comments left in the first post. The rest, of course, were inspired by the Christmas Spirit. Enjoy!

Christmas Light Hell

Last year, when I took my Christmas lights off the tree, I meticulously rolled and organized them in such a way so that the following year, I would be able to pull them out of the box and wrap them around my new tree with ease.

Yet, somehow, sitting in an undisturbed box for one year evidently causes lights to get more tangled than my web of lies when someone calls me when I'm asleep and I try to play it off like I just got back from a run.

The most cruel twist to my tangled lights fiasco is that it really doesn’t matter they’re tangled because miraculously, half of the lights that worked beautifully when they were last unplugged are now acting like buttholes.

Seriously Christmas lights? Seriously? Is this some prank to knock my Christmas Spirit down a few pegs? Why don’t you just break my Mariah Carey Christmas CD in half while you’re at it?

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Leftovers

Dec
5

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Now I Just Need to Touch Your Bruise

Dec
4

Written by Jessi

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Coco has an impeccable bedside manner in this week's Convos With My 2-Year-Old. And at the rate she's handling those medical instruments, she'll be flying to the moon in no time. Which, I guess was a thought process that made way more sense in my head than it did when I wrote it down here. Oh well. I'm leavin' it.

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A Very Public Lesson in Body Hair

Dec
4

Written by Jessi

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A Very Public Lesson in Body Hair via @hahasforhoohas

Growing up is a very vital part of life.

Luckily for me, I had a great, and thankfully patient, teacher in my mother.

Like most little girls, I was curious. Always asking the hard-hitting questions, I'm sure I proved to be the most obnoxious of the three of us girls. No matter how incomprehensible the questions I posed could be, my mom was willing to constantly bestow the answers which I would later come learn were 73% BS to get me to hush up for a few minutes of peace.

I remember the day I learned about the human body's fascinating ability to grow body hair like it was yesterday. And when I say "I remember it like it was yesterday" I obviously mean my mom has retold this story so many times, especially in front of new people in my life who are interested to know what Jess was like as a young girl, that it was probably brought up yesterday so that's why it's so fresh.