Woman Places Classified "Revenge Ad" Against Husband

Paper newspapers may only be good for protecting our dishes during a move or lining our bird cages, but now I've come to the realization that they're good for one more thing.

Classified Justice.

Timeshia Brown took out an ad at her local Texas newspaper to congratulate a couple expecting a baby. 

(via Reddit)

Well, this is awkward.

And incredible.

I was so impressed by Timeshia's brand of Classified Justice, that I became empowered and placed a few ads of my own at my local paper.

First things first, I found it necessary to passively aggressively lay down the hammer on Jim.

If you haven't noticed, if you burn me - it's a wound I never let heal. 

Lookin' at you Sarah.

It's the best $50 bucks I ever spent.