Woman Hides Her Poop in Purse to Hide it From Date

Well, right when I thought I've heard it all ...

Twitter user, @_blotty shared her harrowing tale 140 characters at a time. It's a tale of love, a broken toilet and a (poor) choice made in desperation. Many of you now know my harrowing date story of love, a gas attack and an SBD that almost altered my destiny, but I can tell you assuredly - I would not have gone to these lengths. I would have ghosted on his ass, changed my number and moved to Mexico. But who can judge lest we find ourselves in this position? 


Is this story real? Who knows. But I do know I've been accused of making up my fart story - which is 150% true - so I won't judge. 


H/T Mashable