My friend of a friend shared this gem with me:
"My mom poops with the door open so I can see in there. It is weird to see my mom poop."
Oh yeah?! Well I bet just a few years ago, you were crying outside the bathroom door begging to watch her poop so now she's been conditioned to leave it open, so technically it's YO FAULT. Ever think of that?!
The stick figure says "What the!" HAHAHAHA