MOMAHA COLUMN: When your child's first word sounds like cussing

“Oh my God! Yook! Yook!” my 2-year-old said as she pointed at a goose casually swimming in the water like it was Justin Bieber. My husband and I looked at each other to confirm we heard her right.

Did she just say oh my God? I wondered.

“Yook! Yook!”

“I see it baby, a goose!” I don’t say oh my God around her, do I?

“Yook! Yook!”

“Yes! I see! A goose, darling!” Maybe she picked it up from TV.

“Yook! Yook!”

“I see! I see!” We should be more careful with what we watch around her.

“Yook! Yook!”

“OH MY GOD, LUCY — I’M LOOKING! I’M LOOKING!”

Oh crap.

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