What in the fresh hell am I looking at? Greasy legs? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

So I was on the Internet, minding my own business, when BAM! I was exposed to the glossiest, plastic-ey-est (not a word, don't care) legs I've ever seen. Okay fine, but then I'm told these legs aren't what they seem. What does that mean? Are they greasy hot dogs? But he has socks on. Did they put socks on greasy hot dogs? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! 

Can you figure it out? Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

At first I thought it was a gold dress, then a freaking blue dress. Then I realized (because someone else said it in the comments) - it's just two legs with white paint on them.

Well played at leonardhoespams (they are the original person to post on Instagram)

H/T Buzzfeed