What do Google auto-completes say about us as humans? A lot, actually - and I mean that in the worst way possible. When my English Bulldog Bruno was a puppy, he drove us insane by obsessively licking our leather couch. I wanted to know if there was something about the leather he was attracted to so I started to Google "Why does my dog like to lick ...".
Let's just say that trying to Google that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Sorry, I just went dark on you.
This list won't have you scrubbing your brain with bleach, but it definitely gives us a clue that people are batsh*t crazy. Enjoy!
ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL AMERICA!
Where can I find a sugar daddy? Are things that desperate for us ladies?
I ate my divorce papers? Is that a thing? Do people actually do this? WHY?!
Also, the person who Googled "I ate too much sugar" wasn't me, but it could have been. I ate more Reece's Peanut Butter eggs than should have been humanly possible this Easter weekend.
I guess people don't like their MILs and wanna Google about it.
No, you can not smoke weed while breastfeeding - what's wrong with you girl?!?!
Smoke catnip?! SMELL MY FEET?! AHHHH!
I'm attracted to my brother is the top one? I can't. I just can't.
Wait, I'm attracted to myself? I double can't.
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