"Oh duh, it's PMS, it all makes sense now," she mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips as the house burned behind her.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 12, 2015
That thing where you haven't shaved your legs in a bit so you decide to wait and get a wax but then you don't do that either.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 20, 2015
Forever 21 should be called Forever Too Old To Be Shopping Here Because Everything Is Too Cheap And Neon And--OOH Look, A Sparkly Dress!
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) December 21, 2015
if you wanna get your period just wear your nicest, fanciest underwear and let karma do the rest
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) March 24, 2015
Ladies and gentlemen, it's boob sweat season
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) April 17, 2015
I’m hungry but too tired to eat I hate pants my back hurts go away but bring me chocolate I hate everyone please love me! –Me on my period
— NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) November 12, 2015
Women make better Ghostbusters than men because we are used to caring about invisible problems no one else believes in.
— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) January 28, 2015
My personal style is best described as "didn't expect to get out of the car."
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 16, 2015
*Clicks post called "Simple Everyday Eye Makeup Look"*
*Sees the look requires 9 steps*
*Throws laptop across room as if at the patriarchy*
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) December 22, 2015