Last week I asked you all to share the craziest things you've caught yourself saying to your kids.
Let me tell you something. YOU DELIVERED. We received so many submissions I can't fit them all in to one post.
Clearly, we're going to need a Crazy Part Deaux.
Without further adieu ...
Who put boogers on my wall!?!?! -Skye Ritter
Penises are not weapons!! -Roxanne McNamara
Take my thong off! -Amanda S.
Jonny! How many Christmas ornaments did you eat?!?!
Where is my black bra that you were wearing yesterday?
(to my 4 year old son) -Amanda Y.
Don't sit on the cat when you're naked! -Cari Simonson
Seriously. Stop throwing your farts in my face. -Emily
Did you just kick your sister in the throat?
What are you, a ninja? -Sara Baxter
I already kissed your bum better. I'm not doing it again.
Get your penis off the kitchen table. -Tamara May
Do you have a something crazy you've said you want to submit? Do it already! Click HERE for the submission form.