Things I Wish Were an April Fools' Joke

Sure, I could have tried to prank you and said, "The HooHas girls can't think up any more funny crap, so we're quitting" or "Anna is getting a full bodied tattoo of a unicorn pooping marshmallows so you're on your own until she heals," but April Fools' jokes are so been there. Done that.

So, instead, I fell down an Internet rabbit hole to find things we all wish were an April Fools' joke, but sadly, it's no joke. No, these people are real. Oh yes, they're dead serious. And what they're peddling? Amazing. And scary. But mostly hilarious.

Thanks, Regretsy, for compiling most of these frightening/hilarious gems for me so I didn't have to waste 48 hours of my life Googling.

So, here we go! Enjoy ...

Nothing Says Easter Like a Decapitated Baby Lamb Cake!

Via Regretsy

Let Your Crazy and Frightening Imagination Go Wild ... I Know I Have.

Via Regretsy

No Regets. Except For This One.

Via Regretsy

What an Elegant Human Hair Doily!

Via Regretsy

I Just Feel Like "Lust" and "Baby Crap" Should Never, Ever Go Together.

Via Regretsy

PS: You Also Get Romantic, Heart Shaped, "Slightly Noticeable" Afterbirth Stains.

Via Regretsy

 

Anna Lind Thomas is the Founder/Head Writer & Designer at HaHas for HooHas. Learn more about Anna in the