…can’t make it through the produce isle without squeezing my melons.
…would get sucked into the 90 minute time share presentation by the guy standing outside the Hilton Head Walmart if I wasn't there to lure him to the van with a package of Oreos.
…faithfully watches Finding Bigfoot because "you should be prepared."
…wears his Ohio State ball cap everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
…makes fun of me for watching The Bachelorette, but then asked where Chad was last week.
…can make 2 triples in a co-ed softball game, but then accuses me of arranging it with the other team as part of a "cruel fitness program."
…used clothes hangers, wires, and the car battery to electrify the ground, because YouTube said it’d bring fishing worms to the surface for fishing bait. (It worked on 2 worms....or they just came up out of morbid curiosity.)
…willingly pulls over to allow our child (or me) to relieve ourselves along the side of the road and doesn't even roll his eyes when our child (or me) doesn't quite make it.
…knows how to have fun.
…has me, our children, and grandchildren at the top of his priority list.
…is slow to anger. (Unless it involves the Buckeyes, the AT&T customer service rep, or the DirectTv satellite tech named Roy.)
…baptized our daughter in the ocean at sunrise.
…swept me off my feet 26 years ago and hasn't put me down since.
…gives freely with no strings attached.
…makes me laugh (almost) every day.
…shows me the kind of person I want to be.