Martha Stewart shared two sex tips during her Reddit Ask Me Anything forum. Actually, it was called "I’m Martha Stewart. Ask me almost anything! It’s a good thing," but decided to keep it sexy by addressing a question on sex tips.
Martha's tips for the freak nasty is a good rinse and some mouth wash?
I mean, where is the creativity? Where's the DIY?
Where's the "think out of the 'box'" followed by a winky emoticon response?!
Can she not even bother to give me a tutorial on how to make paper mache lingerie?
Is it too much to ask for a recipe for some type of sensual cupcake?
Apparently it is.
Anyway, in typical Internet fashion, some men popped up (looking at you thatblacksamarui) and made it gross (I guess women can look forward to still being objectified by perverts well into our Golden Years, ladies! Chin up!) immediately followed by questions asking, "What are the best apples for baking pie?"
It got weird and frankly, I'm pissed I missed it.
Catch it on Reddit.