Man Sells Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress with Hilariously (sad?) Ad

A man trying to sell his ex-wife's wedding dress placed an ad on Gumtree, an Australian version of Craigslist. Apparently he decided to not hold back on his description.

I suppose this could be a lesson to us ladies: if you do your man wrong, grab that wedding dress as the door slams your butt on the way out.

Looks like a pretty dress at a great price if you're an Aussie looking for a wedding dress on a budget. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure it's lathered in bad omens and may ruin your love life forever.

You know, if you believe in that sort of thing. 

(See full ad on Gumtree. H/T UPROXX)