My friend Matt shared this on Facebook the other day. His son came home with a picture he drew in school of things he is thankful for.
 

"Um, Alex what's this"? 
"I'm thankful for food and water". 
"Ok. What's this"? 
"Oh that's a chicken leg. It didn't come out like I wanted it to"

Practice makes perfectly less phallic Matty. Keep at it, kid ;)