I'm going to be honest. I don't get Reddit. I think it's their way of keeping people like me out or something because whenever I log on it's like I'm looking at the code in the Matrix.
In any case, I'm grateful for the people of the Internet plucking out the gems they find on Reddit so I can enjoy the highlights.
Without further adieu, allow me to introduce to you - the most incredible work write up in the history of mankind.
I don't know about you, but if I'm going down at work - I'm going down in the blaze of glory like this dude.