Epic Halloween Door Sign for Pregnant Women

This isn't a picture of my actual door, but frankly - it could be. Anything that tastes amazing in the house is gone kiddos, unless you're interested in some wilted celery I have in the fridge? No? Are you sure? Ok fine, weirdos.

H/T HooHas fan Karina Ramirez for tipping me off to this hilarious pic.