If you work for me now or in the future and would like to resign, please resign like Redditor Mark Herman.
And make it red velvet. Whatever, I'm not picky.
May 1st, 2015
Please accept this cake as formal (and delicious) notice of my resignation from the position of Newscast Director at KOLD News 13. My last day of employment will be Friday, May 22nd.
I will miss KOLD and all the incredible people I've been fortunate enough to work with over the last 4 years. I cannot thank you enough for all the opportunities and experiences you have given me during my time here.
I appreciate your understanding, and I wish you all the very best. If there's anything I can do to help with the transition during my last few weeks here, please don't hesitate to ask.