As the beautiful season of spring is upon us, with it comes the time of year to pack unnecessarily large bags of crap you won't remember you packed until you return from your trip, choose a reasonable destination that's warm, but not littered with fit, half-naked under-grads, and drag small children on an airplane. That's right, it's Spring Break!

Now if we learned anything from our years of watching MTV's Spring Break, we're certain that there will be puke. Lots of it. But surely we never figured that it'd crop up on the plane, like this, while we're subconsciously trying to avoid the anxiety riddled notion that, even at our in-laws', there's bound to somehow be stretch mark-less under grads trouncing around half-naked...