Husband: Can I stop taking photos of you with those stupid glasses now?
Me: Less yappin' more snappin'!
Husband: Ok babe, that's enough. Seriously, I'm typing up the proposal and I need to submit it in two hours.
Me: Ok, ok. I understand. Just a few more - try this angle.
Me: Nope, nope. Take another one. Something's sticking out of my head and there's too much glare on the glasses.
Husband: Are you serious? What are these for?
Me: A woman running HooHas can never have too many hilarious photos. Plus, these glasses were only 3 bucks! A total steal.
Husband: I'm not sure I'd call it "hilarious," or a "steal," but ...
Me: Here, let's try it away from the window so there's no glare. Are you getting out of the office chair to follow me or ... nope, just gonna roll on over? Sounds good ... ok, here we go, snap away.
Me: Nope, sorry. I look totally crazy. Take it again.
Husband: Pardon? I thought I heard my crazy wife wearing crazy glasses tell me her picture looks too crazy. I'm in a hurry, Anna - please, no more.
Me: I know, I know - I'm sorry. Just give me 5 minutes. These aren't turning out as hilarious as I thought they would. Try zooming in a little bit on this next one.
Me: WAY TOO CLOSE UP! Are you serious? Come on, babe!
Husband: I'm in hell.
Me: Ok, just a couple more.
Husband: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
Me: What!? What are you ... HEY! STOP! I'm not ready!!
Me: See! My neck's all kinked and stupid!
Husband: I'm done. I need to get this proposal finished, ok?
Me: One more, I SWEAR! Let me put on my hipster mustache.
Husband: OH. MY. GOD.
Me: Ok, that's disturbing. Really disturbing. Let me try it smiling ...
Me: Nope! That's worse. Way worse. I didn't think it could get more disturbing and I was wrong. That's enough, I think we got it.
Husband: FINALLY!