Playground Antics

Sex Before and After Kids

Three Year Olds Versus Drunk Girls

The Many Faces of a Mom

Easter Bunnies that Will Haunt Your Dreams

Five Things Mothers Spaz About on Easter

Six Incredible Perks to Having Kids

The Honest Toddler eCard Series!

Brace yourself people. We're doing an Honest Toddler eCard series and it feels so good! Read more to get the exclusive on the new book!

The One Thing You Never Ask a Woman

Kids Spelling Badly: The Best Dr. Seuss Book, Ever

Kids Spelling Badly: Dad Pooped. Wait, What?

Friday Family Photo Fails!

The Couch Cushion Invasion

The Birds And the Bees

Friday Family Photo Fails

Kids Spelling Badly: Not Even Close, But Perfect

Payback's a Fart Joke via @hahasforhoohas

Shop 'Til They Drop

Leave Children Alone at Your Own Risk

Studies have shown that if you leave a child alone either by themselves or with a man, something bad is going to happen to their hair.

Exhibit A:

According to this little nugget's mom, Emily Joyner, she was under the false sense of security that her son was sleeping peacefully in the other room.

Kids Spelling Badly: Tell Me How You Really Feel

Payback's a Fart Joke via @hahasforhoohas

Photo submitted by Stephanie Federer.

ANOTHER Top 10 List: The Craziest Things We've Said to Our Crazy Kids

Remember when y'all submitted over 300 submissions when I asked you to share the craziest things you've caught yourself saying to your kids?

I thought our first list was incredible, but it just keeps getting better and better. Anyway, I promised a Part Deaux, but now I feel like we need this to last the rest of our lives.

Let's just keep going with the crazy. I mean, why not?

Without further adieu ...