http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/im-married-real-stud-ladiesI'm Married to A Real Stud, Ladies
I get some pretty quirky stuff in my inbox on a daily basis, but a Café Mom article someone forwarded me a while back is on course to set a record. The title read, "When Her Husband Dies, She Plans to Turn Him into Jewelry." Apparently, she told her husband (who hasn’t kicked the bucket yet) that she planned on having him made into a diamond after he died. His response? “How much is that going to cost?” What do you care, Tightwad Timmy? You’ll be dead. Besides, she’ll have that nice life insurance policy payout and your social security check to cover it. With plenty, I’m sure, left over to invite the buffed pool guy to join her in Aruba.
This couldn’t possibly be true, I thought. It ranks up there with Walt Disney cryogenically freezing his head, or Dale Evans stuffing her horse, Trigger. (Or was it a Roy Rogers she stuffed? I can’t remember.) So just for grins I googled “jewelry made out of cremation ashes” and sure enough countless websites popped up that educate you on the wonders of turning your dearly departed into a lovely ankle bracelet (or whatever). Here’s how it works. Since we’re carbon-based forms, that carbon turns to a pile of ash when we’re cremated. From there that ash can be pressed into jewelry the same way cubic zirconium diamonds, and even precious metals, are made. I kid you not.
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/5-things-siri-cant-do5 Things Siri Can't Do
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/forgetting-my-keys-tale-denial-panic-rage-and-severe-boredomForgetting My Keys: A Tale of Denial, Panic, Rage and Severe Boredom
My wife loves the HGTV Network. It stands for Home and Garden Television, and in our one TV household, there is nothing more deflating for me than walking into the living room on a Friday night, all set to cuddle up with the Mrs. while watching an On Demand movie and see that I am too late.
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/plastic-surgery-and-platter-wasted-hot-dogsPlastic Surgery and A Platter of Wasted Hot Dogs
Well, it’s official. The plastic surgery phenomenon has arrived in our neighborhood. It really shouldn’t have come as such a surprise. As a group we’ve all talked about what we would have done if we could afford it. I even entered myself into one of those massive make-over shows. I purposely wore my horrible, pink muumuu for the extra horror factor. I never heard back. At first, I took this as a good sign. Apparently my problems weren’t severe enough to warrant a televised make-over event. Then I began to worry. Maybe my problems were so serious that the show wrote me off as a lost cause.
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/time-my-husband-was-pregnant-had-herpesThat Time My Husband Was Pregnant & Had Herpes
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/fathers-day-gift-keeps-givingThe Father's Day Gift that Keeps On Giving
http://hahasforhoohas.com/your-weight-is-fine-now-go-chase-this-frisbeeYour Weight is Fine. Now Go Chase This Frisbee!
Has anyone ever fallen victim to what I like to call ‘No honey, your weight is fine, just chase that Frisbee, will you?’
In a moment of clarity one can only have whilst standing on their bathroom scales at 6 am, it has dawned on me that I have indeed fallen for that very trick myself, that my husband has been sneakily swindling me for the last two weeks, under the guise of ‘good, active, family fun.’
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/dos-and-donts-extra-saucy-boudoir-photography-sessionDos and Don'ts For An Extra Saucy Boudoir Photography Session
http://hahasforhoohas.com/stories/hoohas-top-5-sexy-tips-valentines-dayThe HooHas Top 5: Sexy Tips for Valentine's Day
Looking for some ways to keep the romance on and poppin' for Valentine's Day?
Look no further, the HooHas have compiled a top 5 list of our favorite sexy tips!
1) Wear a Hoodie Footie - it's Purrrrrfect.
Bored of that tired old lingerie from Victoria Secret? We don't blame you. Men are very visual, so give them as much eye candy as humanly (or should I say leopardy) possible on this Saints Day of Love.