Conversations with My Husband

Conversations with My Husband: Too Tight Tights

Me:  Awwww yeah babe! *bursts through door*  I got my running suit on!  I'm like a stealth ninja, son!

Husband:  More like a camel toe ninja ...

Me:  *looks down*  What?  I don't have camel toe ... Oh, I see what you're saying ...

Conversations with My Husband: Man Pits

Husband: Why am I watching a woman with hairy armpits say things that don’t make sense?

Me: I don’t know what’s going on with this show. I’m not really watching it.

Husband: I’m sorry, but nothing is more unattractive on a woman than hairy armpits.

Conversations with My Husband: Farting Rules

Me:   We need to readdress our rules for farting in front of each other.   At the end of the day, I still need to find you attractive.

Husband:   Oh yeah?  This coming from the girl who laughed last time.