Me: Awwww yeah babe! *bursts through door* I got my running suit on! I'm like a stealth ninja, son!
Husband: More like a camel toe ninja ...
Me: *looks down* What? I don't have camel toe ... Oh, I see what you're saying ...
Husband: Why am I watching a woman with hairy armpits say things that don’t make sense?
Me: I don’t know what’s going on with this show. I’m not really watching it.
Husband: I’m sorry, but nothing is more unattractive on a woman than hairy armpits.
Me: We need to readdress our rules for farting in front of each other. At the end of the day, I still need to find you attractive.
Husband: Oh yeah? This coming from the girl who laughed last time.