Me: Um, it's just a show I recorded.
Husband: Oh my god. You recorded a Britney Spears special on E!?
Me: Well, yes. I mean - I would have watched it live, but Long Island Medium and Little People Big World were also recording.
Husband: Really. Britney Spears, Anna?
Me: This is her big comeback, ok? Let the first person who hasn't shaved their head and hit cars with umbrellas and then act crazy and drugged on the X Factor cast the first stone.
Husband: Long Island Medium? Little People Big World?
Me: Now that the kids are out of the house - well except for the one kid that's the little person - their marriage is crumbling. I care about these things, ok? I really want them to make it, but Matt seems to be going through a mid-life crisis and Amy doesn't feel loved or appreciated. All of these weddings have been really hard on his joints and he isn't sure he can do it anymore. Why am I even explaining this to you? You don't understand us.