Conversations with My Husband

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Husband: What is this?

Me: What are you talking about?

Husband: The box of chocolates - is this a prank?

Me: Seriously. What are you talking about?

Husband: You took a bite out of every - single - one!

Me: Well, not all at once, ok? I'm disciplined. But have I been doing drive bys on the box throughout the day? Yes. What's the big deal?

Husband: The big deal is that you took a bite OUT OF ALL THE CHOCOLATES! Just eat the ones you want!

Me: I was looking for the coconut, which I never found, thank you very much. What kind of box of chocolates doesn't have coconut?

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Rob is on the phone with our Insurance.
 
Husband: Um, I think it's September 26th. Hold on. Babe? Your birthday is the 26th, right?

Me: Is that a joke? That's our anniversary. My birthday is the 28th.

Husband: Oh right, sorry. Her birthday is the 28th. Um, it's probably best you have her cell. It's 402-30 ... babe, what's your cell number again?

Me: Seriously? Rob, we've been together for 7 years!

Husband: It's always been in my phone, just give it to me.

I give Rob my number, he tells the person on the phone and hangs up.

Me: Do you even know me?

Husband: Oh, please. You get my birthday wrong all the time.

Me: No, I don't. It's February 22nd, a week after Valentine's Day.

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