Me: What are you talking about?
Husband: The box of chocolates - is this a prank?
Me: Seriously. What are you talking about?
Husband: You took a bite out of every - single - one!
Me: Well, not all at once, ok? I'm disciplined. But have I been doing drive bys on the box throughout the day? Yes. What's the big deal?
Husband: The big deal is that you took a bite OUT OF ALL THE CHOCOLATES! Just eat the ones you want!
Me: I was looking for the coconut, which I never found, thank you very much. What kind of box of chocolates doesn't have coconut?